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Backpacking Thailand In 2026
For as long as I can remember, backpacking Thailand has been a rite of passage for travellers.
It seemed that if you hadn't been to Thailand, you weren't a traveller at all.
Of course, that's not true. Yet Thailand is still a cornerstone of the backpacking world. Names like Ko Pha Ngan, Ko Phi Phi and the Khao San Road are modern travel icons, and did I mention the Full Moon Party?
Time rolls on, but travellers still come in their droves. Some are called by the bright lights and wild nights, some by the gentle Buddhist faith, while some are simply searching for that perfect beach.
The fact they can all find what they're looking for is what makes Thailand so unique.
I spent around a month backpacking Thailand, and this guide will talk you through the majestic islands, mad Bangkok nights, beach parties and temples. Words still fail me for much of what I saw, heard and did.
If you're reading this while planning your first trip to Thailand, you'll love it. Thailand is special.
If you're a Thailand veteran, our itineraries and detailed city guides will be a good starting place for planning your next adventure.
Also - a final note: sorry for the quality of photos on this page. After a fairly heavy night and early start, my camera was left on a plane, never to be seen again. These photos are backups of backups and a lesson in backing up your photos in high quality!
Enjoy.
Why Thailand?
I'll do my best to answer this in a few brief paragraphs, but backpacking Thailand has so much to offer. I will miss something.
This is the country that started my love of travelling, and I will be eternally grateful for that.
It also gave me purpose. I instantly knew what I wanted to do with my life, and that was: to travel everywhere, see as much as possible, forever.
What will it do for you?
Well, the food, temples, and nightlife here are all world-class, as is the scenery. It's no wonder the film 'The Beach' was set here - and it couldn't have been more accurate.
If you've not seen it, watch it.
Thailand will entice you in, find a way to charm you, and, before you know it, become part of you, just as you become part of it. Backpacking Thailand will take something from you; be it years off your life, a broken flip-flop, or your heart.
Yet, you really won't mind.
Quick Stats
Currency
Thai Baht (THB)
Religion
Buddhist: 93.5%
Population
71.84 million
Language
Official: Thai
Also: Lao
When to Go
High Season: Nov - April
Low Season: July - Oct
Price of Beer
£2.00 a Pint
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Contents
Where To Visit
Bangkok
Possibly the craziest city I've ever been to. And that takes some doing.
Upon landing, you instantly get a feeling that, through the chaos, nothing is quite as it seems.
The streets are awash with not only noise and colour but bikes, tuk-tuks, buses, people, and anything else that moves in a forward and backward motion.
All of these weave through the streets without a care of who they hit, aiming for any free road or pavement. And that's only if a market stall hasn't got there first.
Wires dangle precariously from above, crackling as you nervously pass by. Safety gives way to madness and street hustlers, and when dark falls, bright lights draw the drunks like moths to a flame.
Bangkok doesn't stop, and nor will you. That's okay, as you don't want to waste a minute backpacking Thailand, especially in Bangkok.
For all of its intensity and faults, it's enchanting, mystical and bloody beautiful. Whatever you're looking for, Bangkok will have it in spades. Expect the unexpected, add a touch of the crazies, and you've found this wondrous city.
For more, please read our complete guide to backpacking Bangkok here.
Phuket and Phi Phi
Phuket and Phi Phi offer contrasting, yet similar styles of what it is to be backpacking Thailand.
Phi Phi offers a watery island paradise, which, unfortunately, has been ruined by humans, especially travellers. Yes, I include myself in that.
That said, its beauty knows no end.
The area has multiple ridged, majestic rocks rising from the seafloor, like Thunderbird One. All shrouded in a rich cloak of green, standing proud, ready for the next Bond film location scout.
Its perfect shimming sandy beaches play host to rolling clear waters. Whilst docked gracefully in the shallows, rows of colourful gypsy boats complete the line-up. Everything comes together to make the picture-perfect scene.
I loved the islands but couldn't help but feel it had become overdeveloped and touristy. Hence, and it pains me to say it, I would sooner go elsewhere.
On the other hand, Phuket, whilst still an island, offers a mix of mayhem and nature.
There are glorious, untouched areas of pure beauty. Whilst other regions, such as Patong Beach, spew out tourists thanks to their crazy nightlife. Honestly, it's a nightlife that rivals Bangkok.
Phuket offers a little bit of everything. History and culture in the cities, beauty and nature in the jungles, and nightlife in Patong. Not to mention vibrant and fascinating beach days amid some of Thailand's best beaches.
For more, please read our complete guide to backpacking Phuket and Phi Phi here.
Koh Samui
I loved Samui.
It had everything - wildlife, raw beauty, and nights out that inevitably ended in a drunken mess. The island is bursting with green forests, crashing waterfalls and the cleanest of beaches. All of which is encompassed by turquoise clear and calm seas.
In the centre of the island, elephants roam amid the tall grass. Monkeys and colourful birds enjoy the canopies, leaving snakes and other less desirable critters to take shelter in the undergrowth.
Every day in Koh Samui feels like a dream.
Firstly, you wake up to great weather.
Secondly, you can chill on the glorious beaches or have a soothing massage.
Thirdly, you can enjoy a beast of a day thrashing around the jungle, splashing in the waterfalls.
Of course, you can end it all with an epic night out. Only to wake up and repeat it all the following day.
Life on Koh Samui is super relaxing, quiet and a peaceful break from the madness of the mainland. You'll learn during your time backpacking Thailand, if you can get that downtime, grab it. That's why you must add Koh Samui to your itinerary.
For more, please read our complete guide to backpacking Koh Samui here.
Koh Phangan
Home of the full-moon-, half-moon-, waterfall-, jungle- and any-other-word-you-can-stick-in-front-of-the-word-party- party.
Obviously, I take the piss.
Although, parties are the main reason most of us take time out of backpacking Thailand to visit the island.
But then again, wild nights are part of backpacking Thailand.
There is, however, far more to the island than partying. Magnificent dive spots litter the seabed, including the underworld haven of Sail Rock.
The island is also a foodie's paradise, Thong Sala Night Market. The smells and tastes of this market are sublime. Ohhh, memories of delicious Pad Thai, washed down with a fresh fruit smoothie. Writing this is making my mouth water like a savage dog.
Furthermore, Koh Phangan throws its name into the hat for some of the prettiest beaches in Thailand. If this were cricket, Koh Phangan would be an all-rounder. Thus making it a great place to add to your backpacking Thailand tour.
That said, the island relies on those tourists who love the sesh, as the island hosts the original and best full-moon party... and yes, that experience makes it into my top four things to do in Thailand.
You'll never believe it until you've experienced it. It makes the word wild look like a glass of milk and an early night.
For more, please read our complete guide to backpacking Koh Phangan here.
Chiang Mai
Chiang Mai is Thailand's most popular northern destination for backpackers. Pre-COVID-19 tourist numbers were increasing year after year, and that's no surprise. What is a surprise is that around 70% of these tourists are Thai.
Its affiliation with temples, culture, and wildlife has made this place unbeatable. Likewise, its warmer climate during the colder months makes it a firm favourite for all.
In addition, Chiang Mai's transportation network makes it easy to reach. Busses and trains link to all the major cities across Thailand, including Bangkok.
Chiang Mai is a vibrant city where the old and the new fuse seamlessly within the jungle setting. Then, on the outskirts, national parks and nature encompass the city in a world where wild animals roam and jungles breathe in the fresh air.
That said, Chiang Mai is also known for its darker art. Drugging animals, such as tigers, so tourists can take photos with them.
** DO NOT DO IT ** If you have that photo, shame on you... you make us sick.
What's It Like Backpacking Thailand?
Backpacking Thailand is a magical adventure, and one everyone should experience.
Within this vast wilderness, you'll undergo every emotion, as you drill into the Thai way of life. You'll experience an unprecedented level of culture, laughter and enjoyment. However, it's full-on, hectic and plain crazy.
You'll find that Backpacking Thailand is easily achievable with very limited funds. This includes food, drink, transportation and accommodation.
To say you've fully experienced Thailand, you'll need more time than you think. It's huge, and getting about is slow, and best done with your eyes shut.
There are so many aspects to this beautiful, loud country, you'll have to accept that, for now, you'll only scratch the surface.
The Accommodation
Accommodation across Thailand varies dramatically, as does the budget.
The same budget in one city, town or island, will not necessarily mean the same standard of living. Similarly, the character of accommodation changes based on where you're staying.
For example, the islands offer wonderful beachfront chalets. Whilst the cities provide loud hostels or towering, modern hotels.
The beauty of accommodation whilst backpacking Thailand is that it is cheap. Whether you're in the capital, an island, or the middle of a jungle, you'll find something affordable. Consequently, giving you more cash to spend on the experiences, rather than a roof over your head.
There is a caveat on this; if you have the cash to splash, you will significantly improve your levels of comfort and amenities.
Being the backpacking mecca that it is, accommodation is rife. So don't panic about arriving in a location without prior bookings. This option gives you more flexibility during your time backpacking Thailand, especially when it comes to time scales, and changing plans. There is always somewhere to stay.
However, if you do go with this option, watch out for crafty groups of locals waiting at airports, bus and train stations for you. Of course, they have somewhere you can stay, and it's available. Not only that, but they can also drive you there right now.
Do your research on where you'd like to stay, and have a top three. Then walk past the waiting crowds to where you've found. Don't commit until after viewing. A little trick I found, to avoid being hassled, is to have some paper in your hand that looks like a reservation and stroll confidently passed.
The one thing you can guarantee is, no matter the cleanliness, the beauty or the location, you'll be visited by a bug, a fat ass'ed spider or gecko.
As usual, between the three big accommodation sites, you'll find everything you need for your Thai experience. Booking.com, Hostelworld and Airbnb cover Thailand very well, and will not leave you out in the rain. Download them, or set up as a favourite page before you start your backpacking Thailand adventure.
Check our detailed accommodation guides for:
The Food
Thai food, need I say more.
Thai dishes in the UK are, normally, brutally fantastic. Although those who have, or are currently backpacking Thailand will back me up when I say, Thai food is even better in Thailand.
I know, I thought how too. It's the same style, same teachings and ingredients, but it is. In reality, it's a highlight of backpacking Thailand.
I don't know what sorcery they do, but it's of the highest levels of wizardry.
No matter where you are, be it a rooftop Michelin star restaurant or a shack on the side of the road, you're in for a treat.
The fresh, delicious ingredients produce the most extraordinary flavours. Often from simple ingredients such as noodles, chicken and rice. Thailand does simple foods beautifully.
Thai classics such as Gaeng Keow Wan (Thai Green Curry) and Pad Thai (noodle dish), are a must, especially for those new to backpacking Thailand. They are your comfort blanket and links to home.
As you get more adventurous, you'll find an array of mouthwatering dishes. It is very difficult to recommend just one or two. Ultimately, I could extend the list to over fifty. However, these two popular classics would feature highly; Kai Med Ma Muang (a chicken and cashew delight) as well as Guay Teow (A noodle soup).
Street food, little cafes, roadside shacks and places where the locals eat, are super cheap, not to mention, delicious. These are, in my opinion, where you'll find the best meals. Not only will they be super tasty, but the portion sizes are a little more accommodating.
You should keep an eye out for the wonderous night food markets, which not only provide great foods but a top atmosphere. Prices are often as low as roadside shacks but come with that ambience that markets seem to have. I love them and think you will too.
No matter where you are, you'll never be more than a short tuk-tuk ride away. Just put that honker to the wind and follow your nose.
They say 'You can give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime'. So, in Thailand, one of the best things you can do is learn how to cook these flavoursome cuisines.
Scattered across the country are numerous cookery schools. All of whom offer a once in a lifetime experience. What better way to learn how to cook for friends and family back home, than learning from the masters. That way, you're not only bringing back memories but a skill that will impress and remind you of your time backpacking Thailand.
The Culture
Few countries can compete with Thailand when it comes to culture.
Bangkok alone has over a thousand temples. Whilst nation-wide Thailand boasts over 40,000 Buddhist temples. The total figure of all religious buildings is unknown, and I, for one, am not going to start guessing or counting.
That said, around 95% of the population is Buddhist.
The Buddhist way of life is a caring and respectful one, and this shines through in day to day life. Respect is very important throughout Thai culture. Be it between family, friends, colleagues or strangers.
Thai people respect several different aspects of life. Such as their elders, your status, family connections, job title, the list goes on.
Your status within the community is something that matters a lot. So, if you involve yourself with the locals, don't take offence if people ask questions. They likely want to know how to address you and your 'status'.
One such respectful action you'll witness is a wai, which is a type of greeting. It consists of putting the palms of your hands together, and bowing your heads, touching your fingers as you do so. Often, the younger or the person with the least distinguished status will go first. The person with the higher status then reciprocates the act.
Buddhist temples also demand and expect a certain etiquette. So, please respect the rules, even if others aren't.
It's expected that you are modestly dressed. You should cover your shoulders and knees, ideally, wearing long trousers. You should remove your shoes along anything worn on the head, such as hats sunglasses.
If you have a tattoo of the buddha, you are not permitted to enter, as it is a form of disrespect.
You may notice differing heights throughout the temples. The Buddha will be on the highest point within the temple. Do not stand on, above or over the Buddha, always remain at least one level below. The same applies to any monks you come into contact with. You should remain lower and behind a monk at all times.
Some of the rules also apply, if you're invited to a family home. Take your shoes off at the door, and it's considered polite to bring a gift, no matter how small.
The Thai calendar is jam-packed with festivals and celebrations.
Whilst not publically emotional people, Thai's love a reason to celebrate. There are many festivals throughout the year in Thailand. Similarly, there are many reasons for said festivals too, holidays, religious days, births, deaths and marriages.
Personal celebrations are rarely that, personal. Whole villages are often invited to weddings and other more private celebrations. You will often hear these events long before you can see them. They are a party full of life, colour and noise.
If you're lucky enough to get an invite, I urge you to accept.
It is, however, national holidays, that create the most excitement. Non-more-so than Songkran, the Thai New Year. Whilst this is arguably the most entertaining and exciting festival, with the whole nation embroiled in a 3-day water fight. It is the stunning rituals of Yi Peng and Loy Krathong that are the most beautiful.
During Yi Peng thousands and thousands are lanterns are lit and released across the night sky. Whilst Loy Krathong floats thousands of candles in baskets downstream. Thus causing a magnificent sight for all lucky enough to witness the display.
The Transport
Having used every form of transport Thailand has to offer, I can honestly say they are all shocking. I mean ALL, no matter if it was boats, trains or road-going 'things'. I'm sorry, I cannot call them all vehicles.
In fact, the transport was the only thing to let my experience of backpacking Thailand down.
Buses and taxis crash on command in Thailand. Unsurprisingly, both destruction and small bangs receive the same shrug of the shoulder.
It's bloody horrifying.
So much so, that I have written a separate blog based on one journey I took. Click here to give it a read. I hope you enjoy laughing at my expense.
That said, getting around Thailand is extremely cheap and easy, as long as you don't die on the way. Either way, it certainly adds another story to your backpacking Thailand experience.
Roads
As mentioned, road travel in Thailand is something that will have you on the edge of your seat. Sorry, I have assumed you have a seat, you may not.
Occassionally, roads are seamless, beautifully made, and run smoother than an F1 track. By the same token, the majority of roads are terrible, and more like a rally course. Not only that, but within the cities, they are a rampaging maze of tuk-tuks, buses and bikes.
Buses
One bus journey from Patong Beach in Phuket to Mu Ban Don Sak Thani on the east coast took three and a half hours, and we crashed four or five times.
Yes, it was cheap as chips, costing only 300฿ (£8). But it rocked every bone in my body. It wasn't pleasurable. Or at all interesting. It was simply, a means to an end, a very long and late end, at that.
Buses, I cannot recommend them.
Taxis
Having already endured many modes of Thailands transport. We decided to play it safe, travelling between Phuket airport and Patong Beach. We decided to get a taxi.
Well, fuck me sideways, what a hair-raising ride that was.
You wouldn't believe we crashed, and more than once.
Not that that bothered Lewis Hamilton, who flung us around the mountainous hairpin bends at speed.
The roads in Phuket are sublime, the views are magnificent, and you're surrounded by nature. It's truly a beautiful place to appreciate, looking out of a window as you pass by. But not, when your head smacks the glass every 30 seconds, as you lear-up onto two wheels.
Taxis, I cannot recommend them.
Tuk-Tuks
For shorter journeys in Thailand, there are the infamous tuk-tuks. They are fun, cheap and more traditional than a larger taxi. Plus, if you're going to die, why not die in style.
For the first time, I can recommend something, tuk-tuks. Not only do I recommend them, but I implore you to ride these small hair-raising machines. After all, they are a big part of your experience when backpacking Thailand.
Boats
Again, this was an experience, and not for all the right reasons.
The journey from the mainland was late leaving the dock, which had became the norm for Thai transport. Whilst, the ferry did put in the effort, it isn't something I could say was comfortable or enjoyable.
But at least it didn't crash.
It was a no thrills, no fun, uncomfortable approach to getting from A to B.
I can deal with uncomfortable. That's part of travelling, and it's most certainly a part of backpacking Thailand. However, when safety is compromised, I get a little uneasy. The ferry back from Koh Phangan to the mainland was a joke.
The first ferry didn't leave due to 'weather conditions', and the second left 3 hours late. All without any form of communication, in any language, from the staff.
Not unusual for Thailand.
But, it was now, they decided to cram two boatloads, of hungover people, onto one boat. We were crammed in shoulder to shoulder, and unable to move. It was exactly like the news reports I had seen of old.
I am a lover of boats, but as you'll see from the blog, this was a sickening experience.
For reference, a return journey from the mainland to Koh Samui/ Koh Phangan costs 650฿ (£16). Which even I have to admit, is a bargain.
Boats, I cannot recommend them.
Trains
In some way, the best of the bunch.
Again, it's a no thrills approach to travelling, but it's safer, more comfortable and quicker. Yes, there's a story to tell. In general, trains faired well in comparison to the rest of Thailands transportation.
Bangkok's Sky Train was superb. It was fast, efficient and well used, which cut road pollution and traffic congestion. It was always very busy, and well priced. A ticket from Nana, to the centre National Station, roughly a 12-minute journey, cost 80฿ (£2).
Outside of Bangkok, the comfort levels drop slightly, unless you've booked first class.
The one train outside of Bangkok I would recommend as part of your time backpacking Thailand would be the overnight train. It doesn't matter if you're going north or south, it's a tick in the box on the travellers 'to-do list'.
I found it surprisingly comfortable, entertaining and enjoyable. Whilst I appreciate this isn't everyone's view, it is mine. There's food and drink onboard comfy beds.
Likewise, there is a less than desirable toilet situation, but one you have to laugh at. Otherwise, you might cry.
Trains, I can tentatively recommend them.
Flights
Honestly, not a lot to report. Budget airlines, no thrills and or excitement. Although, on the plus side, by far, the safest form of travel in Thailand.
The Budget
As I have mentioned, backpacking Thailand is achievable, and fun, no matter your budget.
It may seem obvious, but the more cash you have, the more stylish and comfortable your experience of backpacking Thailand will be. That though doesn't mean you'll have a better adventure, only a comfier one.
Whilst you will be comfier, you will lose out on some of the more genuine experiences. Top restaurants and hotels tend to mean less ambience and less authenticity. Not to mention, you'll be missing out on some wonderful street foods.
So, without further ado, our three Far Out budgets are;
The 'Backpacker' Budget
Your only objective is to keep travelling. The secret? Keeping costs at an all-time low. This is the budget for you.
Accommodation - Rarely can I say that a single pound a night will get you accommodation. But here in Thailand, I can.
Add another solitary pound to the equation, and you are spoilt for choice. At these prices, you will generally, be staying in shared dorm rooms with bunk beds or bed pods.
There will be a couple of islands where a couple of quid won't cut it. You may have to double your budget on those occasions. In general, you'll be spoilt for choice if I give you 80฿ (£2) a night per person.
Foods - Again, you're in luck, because here in Thailand, the best foods are the cheapest.
You'll find delicious treats throughout the country. Be it street foods, shacks or the wonders of night food markets. Between you and me, this is where you'd find me.
You'll find all sorts of treats here, and for as little as 100฿ (£2.50). That will get you a hearty and mouthwatering plate full of goodness.
So, call it 220฿ (£5.50) a day, and you'll be as full as an oven on Christmas Day.
Transportation - Unfortunately, it's not going to be joyous, comfortable or enjoyable. But, you will at least have a story to tell. You won't be getting anywhere fast, but speed is not the aim of the game, is it?
Generally, you'll be on the buses or in a third-class train carriage I'm afraid. But it does mean a hefty saving, especially if you travel overnight.
Cheeky hint - Travelling overnight will not only get you where you need to be. But you'll save yourself a couple of pounds on accommodation.
A bus from Bangkok to Chiang Mai, in the lowest class (star), will set you back about 529฿ (£13). Whereas, a 3rd class carriage on a slow train will set you back 231฿ (£5.71).
Thankfully, it won't be a journey you'll do often. Most of the time, you'll be moving around the city or town you're visiting. A journey of that length only comes around every couple of weeks. So, on average, we will say an average you should be able to backpack around Thailand for around 150฿ (£3.70) a day.
Drinks - Whilst there are several cheap alcoholic options, its local beers for you. A large bottle Chang can cost as little as 50฿ (£1.20) in the shops. It will only cost slightly more at the 'locals' bars. On average, you may want a couple of beers a night, so I will budget you 100฿ a day.
Overall - Your backpacker daily budget for Thailand, including three meals, will come to a grand total of 550฿ (£13.50).
The 'Travellers' Budget
You've saved for this trip, and you want the ultimate bang for your buck. Money is tight, but you want the best experience. We've got you covered.
Accommodation - You have a lot of options when it comes to accommodation in Thailand. You're in a position of being able to flirt with the backpackers in the super cheap bunkbeds. Whilst also dipping a toe into slight levels of luxury.
A nice round 400฿ (£10) a night will allow for a private room, extra conveniences and a little more space.
Although at times, you'll drop to £6 or £7 whilst other nights will cost £15.
On average, 400฿ a night is a fair and decent reflection on Thailands accommodation.
Restaurants - The best advice I can give for food, is to save your money and east as if you were on a backpackers budget.
Eat at the night food markets and enjoy the excitement and buzz that surrounds them. Occasionally, it might be nice to eat at a restaurant, but honestly, it's not worth going anywhere too fancy.
I'll double your budget, on the off-chance you decide to eat like kings at the night markets. On average, 400฿ (£10) a day should see you living like a king.
Transportation - If there is one section of your budget to spend the extra money, this is it.
The backpacker budget will get you from A to B, but your travellers budget will allow your body to still function when arriving at B.
Again, I will use the Bangkok to Chiang Mai route as a price comparison. Whilst air travel is by far the preferred option, you can half the cost by taking a second-class train. The second-class train journey will set you back a reasonable 642฿ (£16).
Again, this is not going to be your average expenditure for daily travel.
On average, you'll maybe pick-up a couple of tuk-tuks or a bus for those shorter inter-city journeys. Throughout your time backpacking Thailand, you could reasonably look to budget 250฿ (£6.20) a day on transportation.
Drinks - Why move from the local beer? It's cheaper, tasty and you can get a lot more for your buck.
There will be delicious treats along the way. After all, nowhere does a bucket better than Thailand. You will want to give them a try from time to time or hit the strip hard.
In general, the local beers are your best friends. Compared to the backpackers budget we can throw in a cheeky bucket, and a couple of extra beers, and call your budget 500฿ (£12) a night.
Treat yourself, your travelling.
Overall - Your travellers daily budget for Thailand, including three meals, will come to a grand total of 1,550฿ (£38.30).
The 'Daddies Credit Card' Budget
Your trust fund is finally available, and your Instagram followers need to see where you are in the world this week. You farted the other day, and a private jet came out. We haven't forgotten you.
Hotels - There are numerous delightful hidden gems throughout Thailand. The keyword there is ‘hidden’. Hidden means there will be no riffraff or poor people to bother you.
Such wonderful accommodation comes complete with magnificent jungle views or beachfront vibes. You'll also wake up to breakfast with a choice of infinity pools to eat it in. A couple of options for you to review are; the impressive Soneva Kiri. Or the staggering Chalong Beach Front Residence with a whopping price tag of 83,600฿ (£2,068) a night.
Either should keep those cravings of luxury at bay.
Restaurants - Much like the hotels, you don’t want to be near people or enjoy the atmosphere. For that matter, you don't want to try anything remotely cultural. You want your home comforts, in peace and to boast on Instagram where you’re eating. At least the views will be great from your table.
The world-class European restaurant, which kills me to say that, Le Normandie, in the heart of Bangkok, provides an 8-course delight for 7,500฿ (£185).
Fear not, my frugal friends, if you can’t fit in that final plate of caviar and cheese, the prices drop to 6,400฿. Although you can prop that price up with pairing your meal with particular wines for a smidgen extra; 5,200฿ (£128).
Total bill for the full menu and a glass of wine with each round – 12,700฿ (£314). When you add lunch to the equation, you could be looking at a daily budget of around 15,000฿ (£371.50).
Transportation - It is easy to travel around the towns and cities in style, and yet again, in private. No need to mix now hey.
Private chauffeurs reign supreme, and if you throw endless supplies of cash at those journeys, you can probably pick the car, the driver, and the route. I am not going to cost this up for you. For once, have some fun in a tuk-tuk, let your hair down.
Or better still, buy a fucking tuk-tuk for about 283,000฿ (£7,000), then get it shipped home as a feature for that Chelsea garden.
When it comes to travelling around the country, you’ll be best off flying, even if it is an economy seat. The other options will take far too long, and not worth your time.
That said, if you did want to experience the trains, a first-class carriage can easily be acquired. Again, using the Bangkok to Chiang Mai route will mean you'd have to part with that loose change you found down the back of the sofa, 1,653฿ (£41).
Most days you'll only require a chauffeur around the city. Thus, I will average out your spending to a round figure of 1000฿ (£25) a day, and I’m sure you'll add to that should you wish.
Drinks -It’s time for real class and elegance. The rooftop wonder of Bangkok’s Sky Bar will be the only destination for you.
No, you cannot land your helicopter on the roof, but you can park your Bugatti out the front.
It’s about as dreamy a location as you can imagine. The views over Bangkok, the ambience, style and class, it has it all.
Of course, this kind of elegance comes with a hefty price tag.
A cheeky cocktail up in the clouds will cost 1150฿ (£28.50). How many would you like a night? It’s your round, and mine is a Dome 266. I assume you can slot away 5 of these before even checking the tab?
Your total budget for alcohol is 5,750฿ (£142) a night.
Overall - Your daddies credit card daily budget for Thailand, including three meals, will come to a grand total of 105,350฿ (£2,609) a day.
The Best Things To Do When Backpacking Thailand
Ride a tuk-tuk through the streets of Bangkok
Riding a tuk-tuk through the busy streets of Bangkok is a must. It's a rite of passage for those backpacking Thailand and has become a given, that you've done it.
The reason it looks so much fun, and that everyone has done it is because it is bloody hilarious.
It's exhilarating, enchanting, scary, and entertaining at the same time. It is, by far, the most fun you can have on three wheels. If I'm honest, anywhere you decide to pick up a tuk-tuk, you'll be in for an experience unlike any other.
Admittedly, it doesn't have to be in Bangkok. Although, you will miss out on the electric noise and manic streets. There is something crazy about being so open to the elements, so close to the floor, and with the hive of activity around you. All combined, it makes for a thrilling ride.
Word of warning! This is the biggest scam in Thailand.
Before jumping in, agree on a price and a destination. Tell the driver that under no circumstances do you want to visit any other location along the way.
The drivers will drive you to their families' shops and expect you to buy something.
Make it abundantly clear this is not to happen, and you'll be in for a wild ride.
It's a really authentic, cheap and fun way to travel the city, so hop in, and enjoy the ride.
Fullmoon Party on Koh Phangan
I have no words for this night, so I will keep it short and sweet.
Fucking mental!
On a serious note, from what I remember, it was a once in a lifetime experience that I want again.
Having bought the fluoro clothing and face paints the day before. We spent the day kitting-up and pre-drinking. That in itself was exciting enough. Unbeknown to us, this was nothing compared to what was about to happen.
The night started as it ended, hanging on for dear life, off the back of a wagon rampaging at speed down a dusty road to and from Haad Rin. Haad Rin, being the beachfront town that plays host to the original Full Moon Party.
Everything in-between is a little hazy. But it goes a little something like this; fire, girls, beer, beach, rum, girls, moon, rum, sea, girls, fire, wake up on a pharmacy rooftop.
To elaborate, it's a mass of fire dancing, fire limboing, cheap buckets of rum, and even cheaper beer. The views are of a mass of pure glow, fluorescence and glitter stuck to the scantily clad bodies of the extremely pissed up people on a glorious beach.
The best party ever. Period. You need to plan your backpacking Thailand experience around it.
Mad Nights out
Spectacular nights out in Thailand aren't limited to the Full Moon Party. Everyone has stories about a mate of a mate who bangs on about a mad night out in Bangkok. Similarly, these stories aren't limited to Bangkok. They're everywhere.
Thailand has some of the craziest nights out I've ever been on. This includes Bangkok, Phuket, Koh Samui, and, of course, the party island, of Koh Phangan.
Not one of these destinations was a letdown. Each lived up to its reputation, which means, you will be getting completely apocolashed. If I had to pick the most outrageous night, outside of the full moon, I'd say Patong Beach in Phuket. It was a different level of madness to the rest. If crazy eyes met bunny boiler, and they had a baby, that's a night out in Patong.
Patong Beach is Phuket's answer to Bangkok's Khaosan Road. Honestly, both are about as mental as it gets. Wherever you look, there are bright lights, crowds of backpackers gathered around street performers, and bars as far as the eye can see.
Noise bounces off the surrounding buildings, like a fighter jet as it hits supersonic speeds. Whilst the smell of excitement and the food markets combine to create the most wonderful atmosphere.
Cheap drinks, and banging music beaming into the night sky, as the sound throws you from bar to bar until you simply cannot stand.
Everyone is here for one thing; fun.
Let the drinks flow, greatness awaits.
Tour around the Phi Phi Islands
Ah, Phi Phi. Everyone who has backpacked Thailand, or is thinking of backpacking Thailand has heard of it. The scrumptious islands have been a firm favourite with travellers since they gained fame in the film' The Beach'. When a young Leonardo Dicaprio portrayed a weedy, young, naive traveller called Richard.
Sadly, since then, the islands have become overpopulated, over touristy and an overdeveloped mess. Mr Danny Boyle, you generated millions of pounds on that film. Stick your hand in your deep pockets, and give to the islands wellbeing fund.
The eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed, that earlier in the blog, I say "I would rather go elsewhere." Thus, I cannot blame you for stating the obvious.
Why is it in the best things to do section?
Allow me to explain.
The answer is because it's still a fascinating and beautiful group of islands. Rock formations spring from the sea shrouded in green palms and Jurassic looking coastlines. It's magnificent to see, and somewhere I loved.
There is a vibe that reverberates around the islands. You cannot help but fall in love with its charm, its beauty and its vibrant power.
Are there better islands out there? Definitely, there are lots in around Thailand. For that reason, I'm making this more tour around some beautiful islands write-up. I merely happened to choose Phi Phi because I loved the film, and wanted to see if it was as filmed.
There is something uncanny about all the Thai islands. Be it the stunning waters, the sea life or the jagged rock formations. They are astonishing, I mean James Bond Island is pretty bloody epic.
I guess my point is this - there are so many stunning islands, Phi Phi and James Bond Island aren't unique. They are a couple from hundreds of islands. Uncover one that satisfies you, and enjoy it. It's a wonderful experience, and a bucket list tick.
Preparing To Backpack Thailand
Suggested Itineraries
There are hundreds of possible itineraries when it comes to backpacking Thailand.
I guess the question is, how long are you planning on backpacking Thailand? And what are you most interested in seeing? There are stunning islands, picturesque rural villages, award-winning beaches or vast cultural cities. Likewise, there are many activities to partake too. You can enjoy diving, shopping, partying, visiting temples and or grazing the food markets.
When it comes to itineraries within Thailand, you have to factor in travel days, not hours. Due to the size of the country, and slow public transport, days can fritter away to travelling.
If you want to see it all, you’ll require a good couple of months, and even then, it’s a case of scratching the surface.
Some people will tell you that you can do Thailand in a few weeks. Well yes, you can, but, it will be a couple of days here, a couple of days there and a couple of days elsewhere.
You’ll never have time to properly get to appreciate a place.
Personally, the best option is to get to know somewhere before moving on, and if that means you don’t see everywhere, so be it. It will also mean that firstly, what you’ve seen, you've seen properly. Secondly, you’ll have to return, and that’s got to be a good excuse.
Below are a few itineraries we’ve put together for you.
Party in Paradise
8 Days
Thailand is known for its madness and mayhem. Most of which starts as night falls. So why not tour this magnificent country via the nightlife? Take in the extraordinary Khaosan Road, Patong Beach, and join in the almighty parties on Koh Phangan, including the epic Full Moon Party.
Day 1 - Arrive in the hustle and bustle of Thailand's capital city, and settle into your hostel or hotel.
There's no time waste. Dive straight into the mean streets, with a tuk-tuk ride around the main sights and smells of Bangkok. After the thrills and spills of Bangkok's roads, it's time to take your first tentative steps into Khaosan Road.
As night falls, indulge in the street foods on Khaosan Road. Let yourself fall into the liveliness of the bars and neon lights, like a moth to a flame. Which is ironic, as that will be you by the end of the night.
Drink the night away. Explore the dark underbelly of Bangkok's crazy underworld, and crawl home as most people awake to start another day.
You cannot help but join in the mayhem that surrounds you. Very quickly, Khaosan Road will take you in. Cuddle you. Then laugh, as it destroys you, kicking you out of bed just in time to act all innocent the following morning.
Day 2 - Awake around lunchtime, and enjoy a little culture whilst you're here.
The Temple of the Dawn (Wat Arun) should be the number one destination on the south bank of the river. Use the boats, as you'll find it an enchanting way of arriving at the temple.
After a spot of late lunch, at the markets, enjoy a few early evening drinks around Nana Skytrain station. As darkness falls yet again, it's time to head back to the drinking fields of Khaosan Road, where a crazy night awaits.
By now, you probably know which bars you want to head back to, start in, or avoid.
Your destiny lies within your choice, make good choices and have a massive night out on the messy streets of Bangkok.
Day 3 - Day three starts with a hangover, or so I expect. Not that that should stop the party train, you've got days left, and we aren't going to fade on day three.
Fly south to the new stomping grounds, the magnificent island of Phuket. You will, of course, be heading to the party town of Patong. More specifically, the mightly messy Patong Beach. I'd happily recommend Days Inn, which, is ideally located a short walk from the strip. If that looks a little pricey, Hostelworld has you covered for a more backpacker feel.
Spend an afternoon getting a massage on the beach, splashing about in the sea, and generally recovering from Bangkok. For tonight, it's Phuket's turn to annihilate you. The strip is full of crazy bars, bounding clubs and everything you desire.
Buckets take over from bottles, as you stoop into another night of delusion and delight. You may think that after Bangkok, Phuket would go easy on you. It won't. It takes what Bangkok did to you, laughs and spits you in the direction of pure chaos.
Tonight's aim, do not die. Live, love and laugh. All are very achievable.
Day 4 - Hopefully, you're alive and kicking.
Take in the refreshing views of the stunning beaches, recover in the chilling seas, and kick back with yet another beachfront massage. You will need it before the strip welcomes you into another night of everything and anything you make it.
You've been here once, you know the score, start by grabbing a bite to eat at the night food market at the beginning of the strip. Slowly meander your way deeper into the bars and clubs as darkness falls on yet another day in the inferno of Thailand's nightlife. Enjoy. Please make sure you go to the Tiger Bar, there are no rules here, only your moral compass.
Day 5 - Patong Beach may well have finished what Bangkok couldn't. But, hopefully, you've got another couple of nights left in you yet. Don't be pussy, you can do it.
After all, you still have the biggest night to come. Or you should do if you've taken my advice and timed your trip to coincide with the Full Moon Party.
Today, sadly there will be no beaches, no massages, it's a day of travel and one to Koh Phangan. It's going to be uncomfortable, but it's a journey worth taking.
I suggest after a day of travel, arriving in Koh Phangan will just about finish you. Check in to your hostel and grab yourself a well-earned rest. Take it easy with a couple of beers... Only joking. Tonight will be a big party, ideally the jungle party.
I say ideally, as it means tomorrow should be the Full Moon. Hit up the Jungle party, go hard or go home, it's a manic night in the jungle. Raving is taken to a whole new level in a clearing in the middle of the jungle.
Day 6 - Today is the reason you booked this tour, it's the Full Moon Party.
Take it easy today, conserve your energy, and just get prepped for tonight. Well, maybe a few beers throughout the day. After all, you have to get warmed up. Chill in the pool, take advantage of the swim-up bars and get yourself ready for the Full Moon Party.
As darkness falls, get yourself to Haad Rin for the messiest night on tour.
Nothing will beat tonight, and if it does, you haven't done it right. Here at the full-moon, you should engage in fire limbo, firewalking, seaside shenanigans, and drink more alcohol than you thought possible. Create more crazy stories than you can shake a shitty stick at.
Tonight, you join the ranks of those who have lived and died at the full moon. They do say, you're never more alive than when you're so close to death. The Full Moon Party is proof of this. It will blow you away.
Day 7 - Sadly, you do have to wake up today. You have a very long and uncomfortable journey back to the bright lights and the big city. Bangkok beckons you back for a final night.
Boats, planes and trains are one way of getting back to Bangkok. I suggest you fly from Koh Samui, directly to Bangkok, it will save you a lot of effort and time.
Try and enjoy the travel experience as it will be a story in itself. If upon arrival, back in Bangkok, you can handle that final fling, that final night out, good on you. Take Bangkok by the horns, and make it yours. That is the only way to end a wild week partying your way around this absurd country.
Day 8 - It's time to leave Thailand, and whilst parts of you are left scattered around the country, your liver will be thankful that the tour has come to an end.
I hope you enjoyed my drunken travel itinerary. If you are planning to do this tour, drop us a message on Instagram and I'll make it more specific for you. If you've done it, drop us a comment, and let us know what you think.
Island hopper
10 Days
If islands are your idea of paradise, look no further. This 10-day tour of Thailand will take you to heaven and back over and over again. You'll see sights you've only dreamt about or watched on TV. Angelic rocks sprouting from crystal waters crash onto palm tree-lined white sands. Welcome to paradise.
Day 1 - Arriving over the lush jungles of Phuket is breathtaking. Checking out these views before touchdown is most certainly, a pre-Thailand treat.
Once down, enjoy weaving through the tropical paradise as you make your way to your accommodation. After you've recovered from your flight, enjoy one of many beachfront shacks with a cocktail as the sun dips beyond the shimmering horizon.
Day 2 - Wake up for your first morning in Thailand and head south to the Big Buddha. Experience some culture as you explore the gigantic marble Buddha that sits with astonishing views over the southwest of Phuket. Learn about the Buddhist religion, including meditation, prayer, and blessings.
After a traditional Thai lunch, explore the picturesque beaches that don the west coast of Phuket. Enjoy a massage on the golden shores, lapping up the best of island life.
If a big night out takes your fancy, head to on Patong Strip for a night on the rum. Put your dancing shoes on and enjoy a wild night into the early hours.
Day 3 - Today, head northeast, to the wonderful islands in the Gulf of Thailand. Your destination is the sun-kissed beaches of Koh Samui.
Unfortunately, today involves a lot of travelling, which includes many modes of transport. Upon arrival, check in to your hostel and enjoy a relaxing massage, snorkel the beaming seas and take in the sun rays on a near-perfect beach.
Koh Samui is all about nature and relaxing, along with a couple of big nights out, should you wish.
As the evening kicks in, enjoy the night markets around Chaweng, here is where you'll pick up a couple of trinkets for friends and family back home. Inhale the atmosphere as much as the delicious foods on offer, before heading back to the beach for a couple of drinks. As you sip back the cocktails, watch the moon shimmer on the calm surface of the caressing seas.
Day 4 - This morning head deep into the jungle that governs the centre of the island. Explore the impressive and powerful waterfalls of Na Mueang 1 and 2.
These two waterfalls provide adventure, beauty, nature and somewhere enjoyable to splash about. For those who feel able, I urge you to take the tricky jungle path to the top of the waterfalls.
There, you'll find stunning views over the jungle canopy. Not to mention, you'll more than likely, have the relaxing rock pools to yourselves. I love these waterfalls, they are remarkable.
As the afternoon kicks in, it's time for lunch, incredible views and time to make friends with the colourful birds at the Jungle Club. The unrivalled views from the Jungle Club are splendid and trust me you will not want to leave this nest high up in the treetops. You can see the whole northern side of the island from this vantage point.
Spend all afternoon here, as all that awaits you below is an evening stroll on the moonlit beaches below. I highly suggest a night at the Ark Bar and surrounding shacks. I know, shock!
Day 5 - You're in for a weird and wonderful morning in the world of Koh Samui's Big Buddha on Ko Fan.
I'm sure the statues and displays, will shock, amuse and amaze you. Furthermore, the giant golden Buddha will leave you enchanted as he watches over the island.
A short ferry journey over to Koh Phangan should provide a change of island, yet the same stunning scenery. Settle into your hostel and get ready to let your hair down.
If you have taken my advice and timed your arrival on Koh Phangan to coincide with the Full Moon Party, then you're in luck. Tonight will be the biggest night of your life.
Get kitted up with face paints, fluorescent vests and shorts and get the party started early. When the time comes, head down to Haad Rin for what can only be a fantastically messy, yet sublime night. Down buckets like
Day 6 -Hangover? I thought so.
It's all about taking it easy today, and not doing anything too strenuous. Recover with a trip to Ko Ma on the northwest of the island.
Snorkel the fresh, cold mangroves that encircle the island. Come face to face with a wonderful, colourful array of fish and other elegant marine life. The area around Ko Ma could comfort a grieving widow. It's superb, and one of my favourite places on the island.
I'm sure you will enjoy the settings, as you spend your last evening in the Gulf of Thailand. Watch the sunset with a beer and reflect on last night's epic stories.
Day 7 - Yet another early start, as you make your way off the islands and back to the mainland. The sensible option would be to head back to Koh Samui and fly to Phuket. As, the cheaper option is a rickety, ass-aching 10-hour journey on the boats and buses. It's a choice that completely depends on your budget versus your time and comfort.
By the time you arrive back in Phuket and find your hostel, the night will have cast its shadow upon you once again. As I see it, you have two options, grab an early night, or head out for food and a few drinks at the markets and bars.
The choice is yours.
Day 8 - This morning is your last early morning wake-up call, although it's one you won't mind at all.
Find your way to Rassada Harbor, east of Phuket City and jump onboard the large ferry which will transport you to Phi Phi. The journey will take roughly two hours, so lay back and enjoy the sun, sea and scenery.
Arrive at the unbeatable Phi Phi islands. Experience the divine waters off the shores of Phi Phi Lee and the exotic sands on Maya Bay. Spend some time snorkelling and playing in the tropical waters which are brimming with life. Despite the crowds, you cannot help but smile from ear to ear as you take a moment to take in your picturesque surroundings.
As the afternoon comes around, find your accommodation at Phi Phi Don. Once organised, head to the lookout point over the island for one of the most memorable sunsets on the tour. You will not regret the short climb.
Day 9 - Waking up on your forth Thai island, and they don't come more special than this one. Hence why I've left it until last.
Spend a relaxing morning in the bay, around the long-tailed gypsy boats, as you saunter along the palm tree-lined white sand beaches. This will be a morning you'll remember for the rest of your life. Lap it up, breath it in and immortalise the view in your memory.
As the afternoon kicks in, head back to Phuket. Where, if I may suggest, you experience your last taste of Thai at the night food markets. Your last night in paradise should mean living it up, partying into the early hours and raising a toast to the last nine days in Thailand.
Day 10 - Sadly, it's time to fly home. Although, if timing allows, it's worth one last beach visit to top-up that tan. Or one last swim in Phukets magnificent seas
It's been short and sweet, but hopefully, this short tour will eave you with memories that will stay with you forever. I even expect these ten days will have you backpacking Thailand again very soon.
The Southern Circle
14 Days
The Southern Circle tour combines the electric atmosphere within the cities, the chaos and laughter of a night out, and the relaxed vibes of white sands, beachside shacks and roaming wildlife. Where else can you crash through waterfalls in the jungle one day, and tuk-tuk the city centre the next?
Day 1 - Land in Thailand's crazy capital and make your way to your accommodation. Unpack, unwind and acclimatise to your new surroundings. Soak up the atmosphere of the busy streets.
Experience the street markets that weave their way around the city. They're unmissable, full of brightly coloured clothing, delightful aromas, a buoyant and vibrant sound, that dances on the breeze throughout Bangkok.
As night falls, lose yourself in the adult playground that is Bangkok. Bar crawl your way to the one and only Khaosan Road. Let your hair down and jump into the mayhem.
Day 2 - Wake up a little later than planned, as I'm sure you will be suffering from the first of many Thai hangovers.
Dive straight into the culture on day two. Hail a tuk-tuk, and whizz through the city with the wind in your hair. Continue your day of Bangkok's culture with a short river cruise up the Chao Phraya River. Stop at the exquisite and impressive Wat Arun (Temple of Dawn). It's considered one of the holiest sites in Thailand.
The climb to the top is not easy. I'd go as far as saying the steepest stairs I've ever climbed. After you've adequately explored the temple take a boat north of the river and check out, the Tha Tian Market. A word of warning, you may want to cover your nose for this smelly marketplace. Yet, I still recommend lunch here.
After lunch, marvel at the wonder that is Wat Phra Chetuphon and the Grand Palace. The craftsmanship and precision of the buildings are phenomenal. There are no words to describe how impressive they are.
After an exhilarating cultural day, it's time to experience another of Bangkok's treats.
A night out on Sukhumvit Road will teardown any last worries you had about backpacking Thailand and throw you into the experience. You're in for a wild night. Go with it.
Day 3 - Once again, your early morning call may come complete with a slight hangover. Even so, grab some transport (bikes, taxis or whatever takes your fancy), and head south, where you can explore the waterways of the Floating Markets.
There are many to choose from, so to help you decide, I've discussed a couple in the Bangkok Blog. Whichever you plump for will, I'm sure, be a cracking adventure. The sounds, smells and excitement that reverberate through the markets are a lively buzz of energy. It's an electric atmosphere and something I highly recommend you experience.
After this epic adventure, you will need or at least, want, to relax. So, when you arrive back in the city take in the peaceful Lumpini Park. The park is a delightful oasis of calm, beauty, and nature, hidden within Bangkok's domineering skyline.
After a busy day exploring, a few drinks could be what the doctor ordered. Did somebody say Khaosan Road? Make it a big one, as you'll be flying south tomorrow to Phuket. Remember, try everything once.
Day 4 - Today is going to be a lot of travelling, so I'm going to leave it open. The start of day four is going to depend on two things. Firstly, what time your flight is, and secondly how hungover you are. Hopefully, the latter will not disrupt the first.
Anyway, fly south to Phuket, and take in the weaving mountainous roads through dense jungles. You'll encounter a lot of wildlife, and stunning views along the way. So, be sure to ask your driver to stop for photo opportunities, there's plenty.
Check in to your new hostel in Patong Beach and get to know your surroundings. I stayed in Days Inn and found it to be well located, clean and with a killer rooftop pool.
Day 5 - Patong is all about relaxing days and wild nights out. Day five should be a gentle introduction to the area after a few busy days in Bangkok. Lap up the sun, relax on some of Thailand's most beautiful beaches and enjoy your first beachfront massages. Dip your toes into the beautiful waters and paddle along this pristine and idyllic coastline.
Try to use this time to take in the scenery, sip a few cocktails and generally relax. Because tonight Patong Beach awaits, and that can only mean one thing. Drunken antics. If you thought Bangkok hit you hard in the face. Patong Beach will bitch-slap you into the following day.
Go hard or go home tonight, you're in for a ride.
Day 6 - Having enjoyed a day on the beach yesterday, head south to the Big Buddha, one of Phuket's cultural gems. Here you can make an offering, pray and learn about Buddism under the caring and watchful eye of the 45-meter tall marble Buddha.
After lunch head down into the town of Kata Village, explore the small beachside town, and again relax on the glorious sands of Kata Beach. Watch the sunset before visiting the Kata night market, where you should indulge in some of the best foods in the town.
Another night on Patong Beach strip looms, but take it a little easier. For tomorrow, you have a day on the water. Not that that will stop you from letting your hair down.
Day 7 - Day seven brings with it an early start because you're off to the Phi Phi Islands today. Take the boat from Rassada Harbour east of the Phuket City. The two-hour journey to the glorious Phi Phi Islands is fantastic. The scenery is second to none. The jagged rocks rip through the ocean creating delightful, picturesque islands throughout.
Once you arrive in Phi Phi, make sure you experience the beauty of Maya Bay. Snorkel in the bay, coming face to face with some of the most colourful fish you'd like to see.
Spend the night on the world-famous Phi Phi Don. Enjoy the sand beneath your feet and the views from the lookout posts, including a superb sunset to the west.
Day seven is all about the Go Pro and camera, and trust me, you'll want these memories. It's pure paradise.
As night falls, find a nice bar in the small town and enjoy a more laid-back approach to a night out.
Day 8 - Today, you'll leave Phi Phi and head back to Phuket, and onwards to your next destination. The picture-perfect Koh Samui off Thailand's east coast.
You have two options, fly direct from Phuket, or take the afternoon coach all the way across Thailand's rough and ready terrain. Either way that is about all you'll have time for today.
It won't be much fun, but the remaining few days will more than makeup for it. Upon arrival, check in to your accommodation, and I have to advise the wonderful Chaweng Chalet in Chaweng. If that doesn't take your fancy, try Hostelworld or Booking.com, who have you covered.
If you chose to stay in Chaweng, and you're feeling up to it, take a walk along the beach, and grab a drink at the Ark Bar. You'll thank me for it.
Day 9 - Wake up in yet another paradise, but explore something very different.
Take a ride south to the thunderous waterfalls of Na Mueang 1 and 2 in the jungle canopy. Splash around in the rock pools and enjoy a little bit of jungle life. If you're fit, I recommend climbing to the top.
The views are to die for, not to mention, so few people do it, you'll have the pools to yourself. Whilst a tricky climb, sitting over the tremendous waterfall, high up in the canopy is fantastic.
After a fun morning, it has to be lunch at the Jungle Club. This wonderfully constructed hotel high up in the canopy has an onsite bar and restaurant for all to use. Not only, does it have beautiful parrots and visiting birds, but it has views out over the northern half of the island. It makes for a perfect backdrop for a spot of lunch, and a couple of cocktails.
After a short rest, it's time to gear up for the night ahead. A night of beach shacks, bars and a manic club to end the night, Koh Samui truly has it all.
Day 10 - Slowly wake up, I'm sure with a fuzzy head after last night's crazy antics. What I have planned for you will require you to be slightly more with it. So, get yourself a decent hangover cure before heading off to the island of Ko Fan. A small, yet intriguing island in the northeast of Koh Samui.
It is here on Ko Fan that you'll explore the weird and wonderful world of the Big Buddha. The statues within this, almost theme park, attraction range from the weird to the darn right bizarre. Hence, if you're still hungover, these statues might just finish you off.
The highlight of the park is the gigantic golden Buddha that watches over the northeast of Ko Samui. This small island is a fascinating and strange place, but one that will leave you smiling. By the end of it, you won't know if you are shocked, surprised or impressed. It is, however, worth spending an hour or so.
I think after that experience, you've earned a relaxing beach massage, and an afternoon doing absolutely nothing.
Day 11 - Another day, another island, this time, it's Koh Phangan's turn to welcome you to its shores. If the nightlife of the previous locations did get your hips swinging, this place will.
Luckily, today's journey is a short one. So a leisurely late morning ferry will get you in for a lunchtime arrival on Koh Phangan.
You will now have two days of non-stop parties. Hopefully, you've taken my advice and timed this arrival for the Full Moon Party. If not, why not?
Today is all about settling into your hostel and picking up your Full Moon Party clothing and accessories. Such accessories include face paints, glow sticks, and, of course, the fluorescent beachwear.
If you fancy going all out, there are more items you can add. The choice is yours.
The remainder of the day should be relaxing on a beach or in a swim-up pool somewhere. That's because tonight's the night you've been planning since you left home. It's the Full Moon Party.
Get yourself to Haad Rin and get involved in the craziest night of your life. You're in for a treat. This party will throw everything at you, fire, drink, dancing, music, more drinks. Remember to pack those condoms too.
I'm very jealous that you're going to the Full Moon, I need to get my ass back there ASAP.
Day 12 - MORNING!!
Ok, so you don't feel great now, but it was all worth it, right?
There are only two ways of curing a hangover, and they are; getting back on it, or snorkelling.
Thus, today you should take a snorkelling tour around the fantastic Ko Ma. The seafloor's awash with vivid, bright and beautiful corals and grasses, all of which is home to an array of fish, both large and small. Relax on the delightful beaches, swim in the mangroves and enjoy another beachfront bar.
Day twelve also provides you with a final chance to enjoy a night out along the beachfront bars and clubs. Take in the lively atmosphere, beach shacks and dance floors. Or head out to that final party, be it the jungle party, waterfall party etc.
Day 13 - It's the journey you've all been dreading, the return to Bangkok.
You have a choice though, either you take the long route back via, boat, sleeper train and bus or the flight from Koh Samui. Either way, It's a long day, and on a hangover from hell, I should imagine.
Although, today you will have time to reflect on what has been a remarkable couple of weeks backpacking Thailand. You've drunk yourself stupid. You've partied harder than ever. Not to mention, you've spent days on stunning beaches and experienced some of the best cultures known to man. Try not to think about the journey and look back on the time of your life.
Should you fly, or should you take the boats, buses and overnight train? Well, that depends. Do you want another day in Bangkok, or do you want to experience the sleeper trains? I think the sleeper train is part of the experience, and I'm glad I did it.
If you arrive back in Bangkok in the late afternoon, make the most of it. Head out and enjoy the delicious night food market for your final evening meal in the enchanting world that is Thailand.
Day 14 - Get up early and grasp the last hit of Thai culture in Bangkok. Tuk-tuk around the manic streets stopping at a couple of temples. Tickle those tastebuds with a final meal in the city, and savour those delicious flavours. Both options will be the perfect way to end your backpacking Thailand adventure.
Unfortunately, your flight is now calling, but I'm sure you will be back.
Speaking Thai
| English | Thai | Greg's Pronunciation Breakdown™ |
|---|---|---|
| hello | สวัสดี | Swaa-dii |
| bye | บาย | Baaaai |
| my name is... | ชื่อของฉันคือ | Chee-kong-chang-koo |
| yes | ใช่ | chai |
| no | ไม่ | mii |
| ok | ตกลง | Tog-long |
| please | กรุณา | korona |
| thank you | ขอบคุณ | har-koon |
| sorry | ขอโทษ | har-tooort |
| how much? | เท่าไหร่? | hell-rai |
| excuse me | ขออนุญาต | har-a-loo-yas |
| what? | อะไร? | arri |
Visas and Borders
Despite a slight tightening of rules in 2014, entering Thailand is still seamless. Which is great, as the country relies on tourism.
Nowadays, if you want to re-enter after your visa period has ended, you'll have to leave the country to do so. Gone are the glory days of reapplying from within Thailand.
The citizens of the following countries can enter Thailand visa-free for up to 90-days;
Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Peru and South Korea.
Citizens of the following countries can enter Thailand visa-free for a period of up to 30-days;
Hong Kong, Macao, Laos, Vietnam, Russia and Mongolia
Whereas the following list can enjoy the same delights with, 'workable conditions'.
European Union, UK, Andorra, Switzerland, Ukraine, Norway, the United States, Canada, South Africa, Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, Philippines, Israel, Kuwait, Qatar, UAE, Oman, Brunei, Australia and New Zealand.
Those conditions are, that you can only enter Thailand twice a year when using land or sea borders. There are no limits on how often you enter if you fly. Why? Who knows.
The following citizens will need to get a visa upon arrival, which will allow you 15 days backpacking Thailand:
Cyprus, Bulgaria, Romania, Malta, Mexico, Kazakhstan, Saudi Arabia, India, China, Taiwan, Fiji.
Citizens of the following countries will need to apply for a visa before arrival;
Sri Lanka, North Korea, numerous Middle Eastern countries, and all African countries, other than South Africa, Morocco and Tunisia.
If you cannot identify your country in the above lists, please check before you travel.
When it comes to borders, there are many.
Thailand shares land borders with Malaysia to the south, Cambodia and Laos to the east and Myanmar to the west.
There's three land border between Myanmar and Thailand that are accessible for tourists, the most popular being Mae Sai/Tachileik in the northwest of Thailand.
South Thailand has several road borders with Malaysia, a couple of rail borders and numerous ports.
Whilst to the east, there are 5 official border crossings with Cambodia and a further 6 tourist crossings with Laos.
Air and seaports are a different beast.
There are so many I couldn’t possibly name them all.
I should imagine a vast number of you will be flying in through Bangkok’s international airport Suvarnabhumi.
What to Pack
There's so much to think about when it comes to packing for Thailand. Firstly, the weather. It's everchanging and highly unpredictable. One minute you're under blue skies and heavenly warmth. The next, the rains are lashing down, and thunderstorms fizz and crackle around you, much like the overhead electricity cables.
How can you pack for that?
Ideally, you will need warm weather gear, waterproof clothing and something comfortable. Whilst you will require all those items, the key aspect to each is, it must be lightweight. Pack sensibly giving thought to safety and protection. By this, I mean first aid, money belts and locks.
Leave plenty of room in your bag. You'll want to buy loads of little trinkets along the way, each one a memory of your time backpacking Thailand. Plus, I expect you'll end up buying lots of vests, shorts and flipflops out here anyway.
And So, Our Top Pick for Backpacking Thailand is...
First Aid Kit
When I was backpacking Thailand, I came across so many incidents where tourists got injured or needed some form of medical help. Normally, this was caused by one of two things, drunkenness or scooters.
Most of the time, a basic first aid kit was all that was required. However, because people didn't carry them, they ended up in hospitals. Often with ridiculous bills to pay.
Be the person who has a decent first-aid kit. They don't have to be heavy, and I know they aren't going to solve decapitation or a snake bite. But you can help a lot more than you think with a first-aid kit and a bit of first aid knowledge.
You never know, it could save your life, and in Thailand, that's a real possibility.
Clothing and shoes
As mentioned above, when it comes to clothing, pack sensible, lightweight options. You'll end up buying vests and elephant pants at the market on day one anyway.
Generally, you should pack four shirts, a couple of pairs of shorts and something that covers the knees for any temple visits. In regards to outer layers, a single warm jumper and a thicker pair of trousers will suffice for the cooler evenings.
Along with the above, waterproofs will go a long way to making your backpacking Thailand more comfortable. Storms and rainfall happen in the blink of an eye. Keep your waterproofs handy. I love my regatta jacket and recommend it whenever possible. Plus, it's light and dries quickly, two key things you'll need in Thailand.
As for shoes, you'll likely spend most of your time in flip-flops or barefoot on the beaches. Hence, I recommend purchasing a decent pair rather than a cheap market knock-off.
However, I highly advise a sturdy pair of walking boots or something comfortable for walking over different types of terrains.
Electronics
Firstly, you'll need something to charge all your electronics. There's no point in having all the gear only to find you can't use it. We love the iBlockCube as it's durable, safe, easy to carry and works like a dream. Not to mention it can charge numerous items at the same time. This is one of our top suggestions and should be first in the backpack.
Female Travellers
Make-up is somewhat of a personal preference when travelling. However, our female travelling friends have suggested we warn you not to pack too much make-up. You will be in and out of the sea, pools and waterfalls. Not only that, but you'll sweat a lot off, and as they put it "you'll look like a runaway bride".
Other
It is not advisable to drink the water in Thailand. Therefore, it is best to bring a reusable and sustainable bottle. The climate is often hot and sticky whilst backpacking Thailand, so keep it filled, and keep it close, especially whilst hiking.
The Lifestraw Go is our bottle of choice. Charlie even swears by the fact he can drink puddle water from his. The magical straw filters out the dirty water and makes dirty water drinkable.
My final suggestion is a travel belt.
Thailand is one of the only places I've ever had things stolen. Luckily, at the time, I had my passport, cash and valuables with me, in my travel belt. One afternoon when I was out exploring, someone went through my room. They stole money from birthday cards in my backpack. If I hadn't had my money belt, they would have got away with a lot more than just birthday money.
I am first to admit, they don't look cool, and they are a little blah, but they do what they do well.
Travel Insurance
Backpacking Thailand, whilst safe, can lead to all sorts of injuries. I have to advise you to get travel insurance before you travel. I know many people chance it, but in Thailand, it isn't worth the risk.
Hopefully, nothing happens to you, and I'm sure it won't. But, on the off chance it did, you don't want the added insult of paying out for medicines, or worse, surgery.
Medical bills in Thailand are very expensive, and it's extremely easy to get injured. Flipflops and drunken behaviour are a recipe for disaster. Similarly, drunken behaviour doesn't mix well with Thai roads.
Not only will the insurance cover you for injury, but for theft and crime. I lost hundreds of Aussie dollars after a light-fingered thief went threw our room whilst we were out. But thanks to insurance, I got most of it back.
It's peace of mind and could save you when all else is going up shits creek without a paddle.
Backpacking Thailand Ethically
Travelling ethically is something we should all think about whilst backpacking Thailand. It is, though, easier said than done. There aren't many travellers who can say they are travelling carbon neutral.
That said, there are several ways of helping reduce your carbon footprint/travel more ethically through Thailand. Or anywhere for that matter.
In Thailand, most of these ways involve animals. I could copy and paste some of this from India. But I won't, because each country treats animals somewhat differently. Much like India, many tourist attractions force elephants to carry people for 'pleasure rides', or to entertain crowds.
Whilst these magnificent beasts can carry a puny human, without so much as a roll of an eye. It is the way they're treated that is the issue. Our famous phrase makes another appearance. Don't be a dick. Do not go to these places or pay for, in some cases, the torture of elephants.
Overfishing. Some of the best foods in Thailand are fresh seafood, and yes I know, they are delicious. However, due to the sheer demand for these appetising creatures, the country has overfished its waters. Tourists are partly to blame, in driving this demand.
There are many other authentic Thai meals I urge you to look at, rather than a seafood dish. It may seem like a small change. But if the 39 million visitors to Thailand in 2019 all dipped out of the seafood option, imagine what that would do to the seas eco-system.
Thailand also has a big issue with single-use plastic. You may think, how can I help with that?
Simple. Don't add to it.
Only travel with reusable materials.
It isn't difficult to bring your own reusable/fillable bottles, straws and shopping bags. Reduce the number of plastics you buy and consider your options when shopping.
Whilst the above prevents further plastics from entering Thailand, you could, in fact, help reduce plastics in the country. Charities line the coast of Thailand, especially in popular tourist towns. Join them, and help out on a beach clean.
You could save an animal's life, and what can be more rewarding than that?
I have saved my biggest pet hate for last. If you do this, please leave our site and never come back, and that's pictures with tigers. I have seen tigers in the wild, and that is the only place for them.
They are roaming predators. They will kill a human if they see one in the wild, and so they should. We are, after all, meat. So, if a natural-born killer is sat next to you, cuddled in your lap, it's due to sedation and drugs.
It doesn't want to be there.
It's cruel.
It's wrong, and you're killing not just that tiger, but the species.
Shame on you.
Safety
You will read many differing views about whether Thailand is a safe country to travel or not. All I can tell you is what I saw and experienced.
Whilst in Bangkok in Dec 2014, there was an uprising, in which at least one person died, with many more injured. This occurred around the main police station in central Bangkok.
I did mingle in the crowds to see what was going on. Whilst I witnessed tourists getting injured, there was nothing aimed directly at us. It was only tourists, like myself, being nosy that got caught up in an internal squabble. Weirdly, at no point did it feel unsafe or threatening.
I was a victim of crime. Whilst out partying, someone got into our accommodation, taking hundreds of Aussie dollars. I kept it safe at the bottom of my bag. Whoever was responsible must have searched my whole bag to get it. Then they put everything back, as I didn't notice anything until I got to Australia.
Outside of that, we did get scammed on day one.
People outside the tourist office in official clothing stopped us and told us that the Temple of Dawn (Wat Arun) was only open once a year. It happened to be that today, what luck we thought. He organised transport, tickets, the lot. Naively, we took him up on this offer, and whilst we got the service we wanted, and got to explore the temple, it was all lies.
It's always open.
We paid a few pounds extra but were still happy with the service and price. So whilst it was a scam, everyone benefited.
We soon woke up to the scams and questioned everything after that.
It is sad, that you cannot trust people in official tourist office clothing outside the office.
The most common scam in Thailand comes when you jump in the tuk-tuks.
Drivers often pretend they have to pick something up or stop somewhere. These are often family shops and or tour companies where you're pressured to buy something.
Do not do it.
As I always say. Make sure you are open and forceful but polite when you get in. Tell the driver you do not want to stop at any shops or any other location than the one you want.
If they do, you will not pay them.
Secondly, always flag down your tuk-tuk. If someone else does it, they are in on the scam. Their friend is waiting up down the road and will arrive on cue.
Whilst the scams are annoying, they are not unsafe.
Thailand is, in general, a safe country to travel, for groups, lone travellers of both sexes. I can only speak as I saw it from a male perspective, but at no point did I feel unsettled, unsafe or worried. The female travellers I got to know, all said they felt safe. Furthermore, they weren't bothered as much as they were in other countries, like India and Indonesia.
As always, it is a case of common sense.
If you are alone, don't get so outrageously drunk and wander off into a less desirable area. Crime does happen, but it does everywhere. There is a lot you can do to help yourself not become a victim. As always, violent incidents tend to happen when drunken idiots get out of hand. This, unsurprisingly, tends to happen around the bars and clubs.
The biggest safety risk you face isn't from violence, robbery or crime, but from using transport. The roads are a nightmare, and crashes are an accepted way of life in Thailand. Anything other than a total wipeout of another vehicle is viewed as a laughable shrug of the shoulder.
Transport, in general, doesn't seem to conform to the law or have safety measures in place. Boats are just as bad, hoarding unsafe numbers onboard. Most of the time they get away with it. But occasionally a disaster does happen. You either don't travel or hope it's not whilst you're on board.
Brief History
Evidence of pre-historic man has shown that early humans, such as Lampang Man inhabited northern Thailand over 500,000 years ago.
Yet, very little's known about the people, their lives and the area until the Bronze age (1500BC). Thankfully, archaeological discoveries have helped us understand more about Thailand during these times.
The Tai People originate from the Guangxi region of China, close to the Vietnamese border. It is unknown exactly when the migration to Thailand happened. Although historians believe it to be around 700-800CE.
As the Tai people migrated farther south, they came into contact with other kingdoms. These interactions heavily influenced the Thai way of life, making it what it is today.
What followed was a succession of battles, kingdoms and rulers. The first of which was the Kingdom of Sukhothai, until it was overthrown by the Ayutthaya Kingdom. The Ayutthaya Kingdom came under repeat attacks from the Burmese. The Kingdom withstood attacks from various rivals until the mid 18th century.
What seeded, was a unification of Thailand under the Chakri dynasty. A dynasty that still rules today. Rama I, took reign in April 1782, whilst the newest king Rama X took reign in Oct 2016. During the Chakri dynasty, Thailand has seen many changes. Non more so than in the 19th and 20th century when the European invaders dominated much of South East Asia.
Whilst Thailand lost ground to both Britain and France. It was the only country not to fall under the control of the Europeans. That was down to the king's ability to negotiate with the European leaders.
During the 20th century, the country underwent further dramatic changes. In June 1932, a coup known as the Siamese Revolution dissolved the absolute monarchy. The revolution installed a constitutional king and became a democratic country, answering to a government.
In 1949 the country changed its name from Siam to Thailand. Nowadays, Thailand is a prosperous nation thanks to its main exports, agriculture and tourism.
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